La Tomatina 2005 (update)
So me n mrs mule set off from NL on Friday night, drove through Belgium and France down to Bordeaux. When we arrived at 4am it was raining really hard....most upsetting... but the following day we met up with some friends, Barbara, Russell, Scarlet et al. it was glorious and sunny, we went for a 'beet spoat ride' (speedboat ride) in Glyns nice power boat across the lake, and enjoyed some drinks at the bar. In the evening we watched the sun going down over the Atlantic Ocean... very niiiice.
media center 11 cd-keyThe folling day we set off for Spain driving through the Pyrenees and down through Zaragoza to Buñol.
Bunol was already heaving with tourists for 'La Tomatina' which is part of a week long celebration. The actual day of the Tomatina begins with the locals climbing a greasy pole to pull off a Ham tied to the top.. this takes about an hour with halerious attempts of wobbly human towers. Once the ham is down the tension really started to build up, people started ripping each others t-shirts off and throwing them around, water cannons were deployed to cool off the masses.
At about 11am a big 'boom' signals the arrival of the trucks, filled with tomatoes.. they slowly drive down the narrrow street emptying their tomatoes on the way down... it tunrs into a frenzy, we were scrambling on the floor to pick up tomatoes and throw them at everyone or anyone in sight.... pure mayhem!!!! After 40 minutes we were totally covered, drenched, stinking of tomato flesh (it was hard not to gag) tomato penetrates every bit of your clothing/hair/skin. We dtarted to wander back the bus to clean ourselves up... getting showered by the locals on the way. I took some photies with a waterproof camera... so you'll have to wait until i get the film developed... I can't wait!
We are still in Spain.. and debating catching a flight home because we are really, really tired. I think I may pop back in a few weeks and drive the bus home from San Pedro with mrs mules dad... huzzah!
How the Tomatina started....
the most reliable and historical version says that everything started in 1945. The town square (where the "tomatina" is traditionally held nowadays) was crowded with young people of that time to witness a "Gigantes y Cabezudos" parade (giant carnival figures with a grotesque head). Some of them decided to join the authority commitee and music band leading the parade and to do so they pushed the ones who were wearing the giant disguises.
One of the participants fell down and when he stood up he started beating everyone around so everybody got caught up in a fight.
Fate or chance, there was a vegetable stall nearby with open crates showing the goods for sale. The young people involved in the fight took the tomatoes from the crates and started throwing them at each other until the police broke up "the battle", and those responsible for the riot paid for the damages.
This riot was not forgotten and the next year on the same Wednesday of August the youths of the town met again at the square, but this time with their own tomatoes. This is how another battle started and once again was stopped by the local police. In fact, in the following years the authorities forbade the celebration of what was already popularly known as the "day of the tomatina". Nevertheless, this celebration has been held every year since them.
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La Tomatina 2005
The most well known festival this month is La Tomatina in Buñol near Valencia which is the world's biggest tomato fight. This takes place on the last Wednesday (31st). It lasts only two hours but the hearty partying begins at the beginning of the week.

Rules for those taking part include no bottles, no tearing of clothing and the tomatoes must be crushed before they're thrown.
Veterans of the battle advise that accommodation is scarce and it's best to stay in Valencia (40 kilometres from Bunyol) or elsewhere nearby and take public transport to the festivities.
Me n Mrs Mule will be driving down there in the Bus and stopping off in Bordeaux to see some friends on the way. We hope simply to drive n park there the night before.
The attire is simple: COME DRESSED TO WEAR TOMATO JUICE!!
(its interseting to note that the Dutch solcialist party logo is a Tomato being thrown... "For centuries the tomato has also been a symbol of protest: it was thrown at bad actors. The Socialist Party aims its tomatoes at political actors."
LOL... sweeet!

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The art of war
with rubberbands!

Ultimate Guide to Shooting Rubber Bands LINK
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Paella / Truckfest
Only the Spaniards could mix the wonderful smell and taste of Paella with, yup.. you guessed it, Diesel.
Check out this Truck & Monster paella short >>>>

LINK with piccy goodness
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Best Voicemail Ever
too funny!
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Homebrew baby wipes
not done a crazystuff post for a while so here goes....
Homemade Baby Wipes
I like this idea of making your own stuff at home, ok you still gotta buy the supersoft towls.. but the rest is (simple?!) considering the band saw!
"There are many places on the web where you can get recipes for homemade baby wipes. This, however, may be the only one which suggests making them with large shop tools. I think it adds an interesting element of excitement and danger to an otherwise mundane task."
Homemade Baby Wipes Link via boingboing
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Signing music
Just been sent this .WMV file for weekend amusment. A beautiful piece of signing, very funny!
HollowMen.wmv 3MB
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Prior Art
Design #1834684504
It's a pager that plugs into the mains, records everything you say and loves you as a person.
The Surrealist dot org says this about priorart.cgi:
It's a series of randomly-generated product ideas! It raises questions about the nature of prior art in patenting issues, has some inspiring ideas, and is occasionally amusing!
Design #833092683
It's a wireless network device that makes popcorn, makes money fast and plays Nethack.
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Insult Generator
The wonderful Shakespearian Insult Generator V3 0 now comes with added Pirate ye lice-infested bilge-rat...Give 'im twenty lashes o' the Cat! Arrgh!
Download it here for free
Shakespearian Insult Generator V3 0.zip 200KB

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eBaY feedbacker of the year
You don't get more honest/crazy than this shopkeeper.
"Payment received within 3 hours via delivery monkey. Monkey wanted a tip though"
"Item arrived so fast that my head spun. I am in the hospital now. Thanks Jenny"
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World Islands
From the people who brought you the The Palm Islands, Al Nakheel Properties (Nakheel Corp), have designed another bunch man-made islands shaped like the continents of the world.

Construction has begun on the $US 1.8 billion project which is set to be completed by the end of 2005.
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Super Mario mosaic
Made from 272 sticky notes and almost a roll of scotch tape.

Link to photos
via boingboing
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11 pints to awake
The Scotsman reports that "New research shows motorway service station coffee is so weak that a drowsy driver would have to drink 11 pints to ward off fatigue."
"Of 25 service stations tested, not one served coffee strong enough to keep a driver awake for the recommended two hours, the motoring magazine Auto Express found..... Furthermore, price is not a reliable guide to caffeine levels, although the two cheapest cups, from McDonald?s and Burger King outlets, were in the bottom three for strength."
So, now that UK motorists are aware of this they will all be diving for the one drink that does laabel its caffine content with:
Ingredients: carbonated water, sucrose, glucose, sodium citrate, taurine, glucuronolactone, caffeine, inositol, niacin, D-pantothenol, pyridoxine HCL, vitamin B12, artificial flavours, colors
Nutrition Facts: Serving Size: 8.3 fl. oz Servings per Container: 1 Amount per serving: Calories: 110 Total Fat: 0g Sodium: 200mg Protein: 0g Total Carbohydrates: 28g Sugars: 27g
just don't drink it warm!

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Senseo Heineken
**NEW** from Philips comes this super new Heineken/Senseo.
"Will you have in one minute a great tasty beer? With the beer pads from Heineken and the Senseo Beer apparatus from Phllips it is possible. Apparatus and beer are completely compatible. Whereby every Heineken beer has a full, round flavour"
*note* Senseo/Philips make Senseo coffee pads and machines.. here
Link - how to make your own coffeepads
but i really don't think you can beat a good espresso machine
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Manga gallery
Crazy Ass Japanese Gallery of girls dressed up as Manga dolls
found via dictatuur.nl
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Morning Wood T-shirt
**update**
This from Anonova
and BBC News
A BBC children's presenter has been reprimanded for wearing a T-shirt that contained a risque slogan.
Dominic Wood was rapped for wearing a "Morning Wood" T-shirt on his Dick and Dom in da Bungalow show.
The 26-year-old wore the T-shirt earlier this year on the two-hour Saturday programme aimed at eight to 12-year-olds.
The phrase is common slang for waking in the morning in an aroused state, says The Sun.
As a result of the incident, all presenters of live BBC kids' shows will have their clothing vetted.
A viewer complained to Ofcom that the message was "an offensive sexual slogan, completely inappropriate for a children's programme".
In its defence, the BBC said: "The innuendo was aimed at people outside the show's core audience. Children of that age could not be expected to recognise the joke.
"But the executive in charge was extremely concerned and has made her displeasure clear in the strongest terms."
Ofcom said the matter was now resolved and added: "The logo was inappropriate but for its core audience the double entendre was likely to be lost."

MY ORIGINAL POST HERE (WITH PHOTO)
http://www.mrmule.com/archives/000212.html
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loop de loop
Great little video from illvill (little being the operative word here)
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FW: The Best Chain Letter Ever
My name is mrmule and I approve this message........
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Hello, my name is Lewis and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast
on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed
before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize
me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter
in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
f*ck 'em.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't f*cking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing
to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years
and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you
forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will
consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P.S. Send me 15 bucks
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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Stealth Lynndie-ing
From BoingBoing
Stealth disco is when you take video tape yourself or someone rocking and grooving near someone who can't see you doing it.

In this warped variant of stealth disco, you strike the cigarette-dangling-from-mouth, finger-points-at-exposed-prisoner-genitalia pose made famous by Pfc. Lynndie England in Abu Ghraib torture photos. As a website devoted to Stealth Lynndie-ing explains, "The image has shocked, sickened and outraged people. But more importantly, it has captured the imagination of young men and women up and down the country who don't give much of a sh*t about anything."
LINK
Here are the basic instructions:
So what does doing a Lynndie involve? Here are the basic instructions:
1. Find a victim who deserves to be "Lynndied".
2. Make sure you have a friend nearby with a camera ready to capture the "Lynndie".
3. Stick a cigarette (or pen) in your mouth and allow it to hang slightly below the horizontal.
4. Face the camera, tilt your upper body slightly forward but lean back on your right leg.
5. Make a hitchhiking gesture with your right hand and extend your right arm so that it's in roughly the same position as if you were holding a rifle.
6. Keeping your left arm slightly bent, point in the direction of the victim and smile.
Ideally, you should refrain from telling the victim what you're about to do. Victims who are unaware, bemused or angry make for a Lynddie that is more in keeping with the original.
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All Your Base Are Belong to Us
It's been so long... *sniffle* It brings back every tear.
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The Miraculous Winking Jesus
On April 23rd 1996, this picture of Jesus Christ miraculously winked at (someguy).
This experience has changed (someguys) life. Over nine hundred and twenty thousand people have come to witness this miracle. Many people have had a lot to say about their experience. - Rev. Jonathan C. Chance (Internet Field Missionary)
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The Secret
Secret for longevity - thx Dad xx

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New in car security
Traffic getting you down?... Roadrage getting too much?.. Try the *new* Trunk monkey.
Thanks Peal
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Lego men update
*UPDATE* From my last post:
Lego men build PC
Apparently the lego men have formed a union, this from: (sgd.) Commissioner GOwin, Lego Workplace Safety Division.
It has come to our attention that you have been employing Lego workers in sub-standard, and un-safe working conditions. We have been referred to your website: http://www.skizzers.org/andy/lego.html by kind-hearted souls who have seen the deplorable state of your computer-assembly factory.
The rest of this dreadful report here
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see thru public dunny
Users of this Switzerland toilet can see out, but passers by cannot see in.
Not sure if I could go!
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Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About
Funny website with a great list of Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About.
Populated with the ever popular complaints like:
She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear
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Fresh Veg?
WASHINGTON (AFP) - In a decision that will warm the hearts of fast-food fans, US authorities have classified batter-coated, frozen french fries as a fresh vegetable.

"They fall into the category of fresh because they are not processed," said agency spokesman George Chartier. "They are not transformed in the sense of being cooked."
LINK
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